December 2011
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You drew me cartoons - so playful.
September 2011
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August 2011
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Stay humble. It will cushion your fall.
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Tell me guys, why is Precipitate SO UNDERRATED?
That’s a total bummer, Daphne is sad.
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Daphne, Saturn makes our minds break in pieces.
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Life’s splendor forever lies in wait about each one of us in all its...
– Franz Kafka
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Coffee me strength.
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I’ve teamed up with Ralph Lauren for my new fragrance,...
– Rainn Wilson
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Wife: I'm in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You're in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife: No. Your sister's husband.
Gob: Michael? [angrily] Michael!
Wife: No, that's your sister's brother.
Gob: No, I'm my sister's brother. [happily] You're in love with me!
Wife: I'm in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife: I know it can never be. So I am joining the army.
Gob: To be with your brother!
Wife: No!
I think the reason why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel...
– Why Do Twentysomethings Always Feel So Old | Ryan O’Connell (via juneandafter)
emptycarousels:
“I know now that man is capable of great deeds. But if he isn’t capable of great emotion, well, he leaves me cold.”
“One has the idea that he is capable of everything.”
“I can’t agree; he’s incapable of suffering for a long time, or being happy for a long time. Which means that he’s incapable of anything really worth while.”
The Plague, Albert Camus
– Paul Banks
from 2008, I believe
(via obstaclespecialist)
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July 2011
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Anonymous asked: I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ] dot [ com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime577150'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something
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Bored, really.
Pick five of your favorite shows (in no particular order) and answer the following questions about them.
1) The Office 2) It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 3) House M.D 4) Coupling 5) The Big Bang Theory
Who is your favorite character in #2? Charlie.
Who is your least favorite character in #1? Gabe.
What’s your favorite episode of #4? Each of them are brilliant. (Like Jeff says)
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